Hello, you old blog! How are things?
Oh. Oh, really? I'm so very sorry.
No, I had no idea I let you fall into disrepair and ruin.
Yes, yes, I've been busy with other things.
What are those other things? Well... I have been, um writing. Short stories and working on a book. Yes! That's it! And running! Marathons and such. Also, I moved across the country and--
You're right. Yes. I have still managed to find time to play video games, watch Netflix, and dink around the internet during this period of great change.
No, it's not that you're not important, I just haven't--
Fine. You're right. I will pay more attention to you.
How about we take you to the blog spa and get you a blog makeover?
Ohhh, you like that, don't you? All right! Deal! We're going to spruce you up a bit, you quirky old, blog you.
